Lately I've noticed an increase in the number of spiders around the apartment. At first it was a pleasant surprise, after all more spiders means less bugs around the house, but then their numbers grew and their intentions became clear. They are no longer content with their compounds under the sink and behind the furniture, they want total control of the household.... and after the unpleasant surprise attack in the shower I am willing to listen to their demands. This could be a new era of Homo-Arachnid relations, one in which humans need not fear those eight legged devils sneaking up on them. But I can't imagine the treaty lasting longer than a few minutes; it's undoing on part of most peoples instinct to immediately kill any spider on sight.
until next time fearless readers
MW
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